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Gold Fever & Panda

The dog lovers!

A man in the head decides otherwise quite healthy, I buy me a dog.
The faithful is graceful and beautiful,
is much to walk with us.

That this was the first fallacy,
This person will only become clear later.
He can now hardly hold
on what he is into.

Where peace was so far in the house
raging storm as it swirls.
The neighbors soon heard
A small dog has arrived.

Laws in force until then,
begins the creature off.
It is made immediately on the couch
determined in human CV.

The hobbies he used to always
the garden, which he cherished so beautiful
fade quickly at the same hour,
man thinks only of the dog.

And that takes advantage of the fair,
Boss is in the garden and house,
may all previously forbidden
spot with the little feet.

The grass and the lilacs
quickly lose their freshness.
Once the garden of the house trim,
is plowed from the dog here.

For the man, together with group of children
The carpet was once holy,
Puppies violated the taboo
he pees on it and scratches it.

The man then decides to shut,
he wants to train your dog.
But soon He is very much clear
that this was the second fallacy.

Where it says quite kindly, "Come here"
as the favorite running back and forth.
To solve this anguish
it remains in the end no choice.

Yourself - to love and even your dog -
he plunges into the club gear.
He hopes the dog school and so on-
are now finally turn the tide.

Soon, he notes, is very happy:
The people here are crazy!
Where others maintain themselves properly,
begin to excite each other.

Not about football, women and beer,
the issue is only the dogs animal.
Apart from all the practice - but on the court -
the dog is trying to accomplish something,
you see him along with master entwetzen.

Vor'm start to beat both as a class-somersault in a dream.
The owner to come - leans to the dog:
"Thank God he is healthy."

My dog's head - I'm fit,
The next tournament we do with.
The man decides in this hour:
"I am buying another dog!"

Experiences of a greyhound - owner
Whippet on the track ....
Miraculous

We saw today in all peace
at a Coursing - Training to.
My girlfriend shows her husband
View my old man!
Since he turned the dog is, he is completely converted!
He does and makes the fingers sore dressing,
as once the car, now the dog.
In the otherwise very clean clothes
he is no longer so petty.
When he was with the Whippchen,
everything is full of dog hair.
Because I mean, let Him now but,
a girlfriend would be even worse.

The dream dog

I bought my last money
a Whippet, which I am now on display.
It has now been gathered about
everything rumgammelt on the ring.
"What," says one, you're Knill,
sure you pay a Mille?
"I had known NEN dog
one whatnot - son of nobility and fire,
Also not too expensive! "
An Andre laughs, yes you are malle,
the runs but not everyone knows.

My Whippchen winked at me,
but let them talk! You and I -
For us, it's important that we both
have fun together!

Artisan

As seen in the ring I'm a Whippet
And said aloud: "I find the beautiful!"
But with a human expert mind
this was very laugh,
and he then enumerated
where it is absent in the dog.
"You look so at a glance
too little of the breast has yet Lütte,
there he goes, so quite happily,
but he does not quite back.
At crossings's missing him as well,
the kink is also wrong in my throat.
It also seems apparent
front it is not clear.
Confused by this dog Latin
I see one now ashamed,
I understand that nothing of dogs ....
But I see the matter differently:
The dog as a dog now sometimes seen -
I found him still beautiful!

On sale in a holiday Hundefüherschein!

- Test task L 7 -
5 x 80m area - duration 40 sec Min.34.

I. arriving in jogtrot - keep focus -
- Report
then rest 10 minutes -

Second take on holiday pace - come quietly -
50 steps to walk around the feet -
10-15 running steps - very slow -
Zuckelschritte 10 -
left - right - round - sitting -

III. Amphibians lines around the group - put the focus -
280 ° turn -

IV leash slip from the hand be -

V. amphibians lines around the group (2 amphibians) -
Turn on the hind foot by 280 ° -
out -

VI. linger for a very long page trotting -
two shots - just run away -

VII tempi flying changes - traverse the unknown -
left - stop - right -

VIII after 10 steps set slowly -
10 Steps to rest on -
then 30 m in promising full gallop tempos -
sit - in short -

IX. Trophy and driver's license once is enough!